February 2004

Create a Hoax, Earn Damnation
Kerry Takes 5 States; Dean Joins WWF; Lieberman Out; Sharpton Still In For Free Publicity
SUPER BOWL AFTERMATH

January 2004

NFL: Internal Memo Says Super Bowl Rigged
DEAN SHOWS SIGNS OF CRACKING, CALLS HIMSELF ‘THE GREAT CORNHOLIO’
Damn the man!
Stick-Figure-Man Wins Copyright Lawsuit
Bird-Lover's Cat Dines on Rare Flying Visitor
Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 2!

December 2003

Santa Claus to Shut Down North Pole Operations

November 2003

Having a Gas in Okefenokee Swamp
Dean Wants to Be Candidate of Toothless, Inbred Yokels
2004 Presidency to be Decided on "Survivor"
Refunds and Apologies for Matrix Revolutions
Southern Drawls Confuse Louisiana Phone System
Students Compete for Pillow Fight Record
Comic Gives Teachers Lesson on Laughter
High School Girls Pummel Man Who Exposed Himself
Santa wanted for International Discrimination
Dad Arrested After Pumpkin Attack

October 2003

Happy Halloween
Gadget May Wreak Traffic Havoc
New $20 Bill Has Hidden Satanic Messages
PETA on Prowl Against Big Cat Mascots
NAACP Being Ignorant About Play
Punkin Chunkin Champ to Defend Title
It'll Thrill Ya, It'll Kill Ya
Galactic Empire to Take Over Power in Iraq
Banned for Life !!! (OK, so it was six months)
Monkeys take third step in Conquest of Earth
Ask The Spammer
Apple to launch iTunes for Windows
Southern Rock's Flag Flies Again
Noodling Catfish
Inbox Insurrection
Man Steals ID of Sex Offender
Poor Nations Eager to Surrender to US for Reconstruction Money
Hollywood Riffs on Recall Scripts

September 2003

Get Your Ninja Mission !!!
Are Your Ready ?!
Did you konw tihs?
FeedDemon Beta Update: 1.0 Beta 6
Print Your Own Money
.NET Saves Boy Down Well
Flash Revisited: Ninjai, The Little Ninja
HORSE RACING - COULD IT WORK FOR COWS ?
Giant Flashbulb To Help Hubble Telescope See Even Further
Are You Too Stupid to Surf?
Stop the RIAA - Sign the EFF Congressional Petition
in Remembrance...
Homeless Hacker Surrenders
RIAA Says Future of Music is Suing File Sharers
New $20 a month away
12-Year-Old Sued for Music Downloading
This Sports Car Is in the Swim
Bush announces new Job Creation McCzar
Asteroid Danger in 2014 Downplayed
So You Want To Learn Japanese
Holiday Inn Declares Towel Amnesty Day
Holiday Inn Declares Towel Amnesty Day
You Never Know: It may come in handy...

August 2003

Jackets Drop Opener But Find Their Quarterback
Teenager Charged with Spreading Computer Virus
Parrot's Parody Causes Commotion
Alabama Judge Erects Statue of Jesus Mooning Supreme Court
Commandments Monument Removed From Court
Fastest US Supercomputer Runs Linux
FeedDemon Beta 5a Release
IM Beats Email in Smackdown
About the Slashdot Story Generator
More FeedDemon News
on privacy..
Judge Orders Alabama Motels And Hotels To Remove All Reference To The Ten Commandments From Bibles
Burning Man Never Gets Old
This Worm Ain't Gonna Hunt
TO TRICK INBOX FILTERS, SPAMMERS INTENTIONALLY MISSPELL PENUS
NEW: Management Speak
If Quasars Could Talk: a telescope to help tell their stories
The New X-Men
Write a Story, Go to Jail
SENIORITIS BITES BACK
Music Parody Site Pulls the Plug
The YO GOD God Detector
Can Johnny Blog?
I Have An iPod--In My Mind
Reality Gaming—A New Spin
When I'm 64
Civil War Steamship Gold Worth Millions
DNA Power Computing? Could Be !!
Wingman: Get ready to fly at 186 mph...
Whale Flatulence Stunts Stuns Scientists
Satellite Views Of The Blackout
"Flash Mob" Plays Duck-Duck-Goose
Follow Up: Massive Power Outage Plunges East Coast Into Darkness
Did You See This?!
Straight Man Trapped In A Gay Man's Closet Finally Comes Out
FeedDemon Meets the Olsen Twins
"the answer to life, the universe, and everything"
Mini-KISS Cover Band Pebbles Rocks !!!
Attack of the Smartasses
Major Power Outage Hits New York, Other Large Cities
Supercomputers To Move To Specialization?
Jane's Irrational Addiction
Confessions of a Baggage Screener
Variable Maximum Transfer Unit: a Godsend...
The Return of Pete Rose
Synomic Synergy
Researcher Confirms Existence of 'Earworms'
Geek Overload : Google Calculator
Meteor Shower Lights the Skies in Comet's Trail
Internet Storm Center: RPC DCOM WORM (MSBLASTER)
Whittler Trying to Carve Out a Living
Harassing Harvesters
The Myth of Perfect Web Design
The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Loo Roll Browser
Film Review: 'Freddy Vs. Jason'
IBM Nurtures Linux
Tuitions Up Dramatically Nationwide
Lockergnome's RSS Resource
FeedDemon Update
Got Yo Mojo Working?
Google Debuts News Alerts
ESPN to Hand Out X-Games Swag
Horse Clone's Sister is Mom, Too
FeedDemon 1.0 Beta 3a
Big News! New Google Operator!
Secret Networks Protect Music Swappers
Schwarzenegger Won't Seek California Governorship, Name Too Long To Fit On Ballot
Mars is Getting Close, Real Close
Power Struggle (RSS) Feeding Web Logs
FeedDemon News Aggregator
Police: Teen Abduction Foiled by Cell Phone Cam
Buttered-Toast.Com Handbook: Choosing an ISP
RIAA Will Take 2191.78 Years To Sue Everyone
Get Ready for New 'Nano' Products

July 2003

Publishing for the Little Folks
Pentagon Folds Hand in Online Terrorism Futures Scheme
How to Create an RSS Feed With Notepad, a Web Server, and a Beer
Top Ten Reasons David Letterman Shouldn't Take an Extended Vacation
Diagnosis and Medicine in a Pill
Napster, But in Name Only
In with Snapster, Out with RIAA
Buttered-Toast.Com Handbook: PC Repair
No Signup, No Passwords or Nonsense, Just Email
Web Cliques Too Cool for School
Want to See if you are Being Sued by RIAA?!
Introducing Hypocrisy & Hypotheses
File Sharing = Bad...Fraud + Identity Theft = Not So Bad?
Got Game? Might Need a New PC
The RIAA's Hit List Named
Ozzy Osbourne To Run For Governor of California
The Impending IP Crisis
Company Plans Data Storage Dump on the Moon
Buy.Com Debuts Music Download Site
Dismayed Americans Contemplate Canada
Coloring the Comic Books
Kazaa Derivatives Offer RIAA-Blocking Features
Homestar Runner Figures Are Here!
A better Superman
Random Numbers Key to Encryption
Mozilla Wants to Rumble With IE
Mobile Phone Chunkin' to Become Olympic Sport?
MP3 Creator Speaks Out
Underclocking Becomes Latest Computer Craze
Psychic John Edward Channels Barry White, Seduces Audience
P2P Fans Unite, the RIAA Fight Is On
Web Quiet as Hacking Contest Plucks Small Scalps
Mainstream Marketing Takes `Cool' out of Mini Cooper
How To Not Get Caught Downloading From Kazaa
EVERYBODY RETARDED
Lightning Strikes Woman's Tongue Stud
Ten Steps to Being Cool
Magic Online Gathering Fans
Giant Spider Wants More Roles
How To Legally Find And Download Music Online
Portugal's Nappers Urge "Don't Lose the Snooze"
American Association of Friends of the Siesta
This Is Truly the Summer of LiveWire
Fans Outraged at New Character in The Return of the King

June 2003

RIAA Threatens Orgy of Lawsuits
Frito Lay to Offer Fuller-Fat Versions of Popular Snacks
Kazaa Unveils P2P Software Upgrade
"Dot-Sux" Domains a Virtual Sell-Out
OBITUARY: Irony (500 BC - 2003) Is Dead
Jerry Falwell: "Masturbation Is Murder"
Is it Live, or Memorex CGI ?
'Watermelon Capital Of World' Claim Goes Unchallenged
Some Bad Raps for Non-Hacks
DADD (Dating Attention Deficit Disorder)
HARRY POTTER THIEVES SPOIL BOOK’S ENDING
Free Online Diploma
Take the Pepsi Challenge; Lose Your Job
Monkeypox Mercifully Ends Plague of Acronyms
VH 1's 'Greatest Songs' List Bound to Stir
Ford, GM Develop Competing Billboard Blocking Technologies
Father's Day Gift: You're on the Right Trac
Doctors Reveal Bush Using Corked Vice-President
Irrational Fun with Science
Man Breaks Out Dating Boxers
Grinding Nemo...No, It's NOT What You Think !!!
How to Live Large, and Largely For Free. My Kind of Job...
Change Would Be Good...PLEASE ?!
Bassist Unaware Rock Band Christian
Candy Purchase Nets Yet More Money For Tootsie Roll's Bloated Coffers
Overclocked Jesus Performs Miracles Faster
Hackers Put 'Bane' in Shadowbane
Teen Sues to Sing About God at Public School Graduation
Today's "Jackass" Stunt: Teens Toss Mannequin From Overpass

May 2003

Whoopie-Cushion Ring Tones Big Bizness
Overclocked Jesus Performs Miracles Faster
"Hello ?! God, Are You There?"
Department Of Homeland Security Deputizes Real Mean Dog
MS Chat and the US Army
Armed Man Forces Mom to Write $50,000 Check
Now THIS is a PRANK !!!
Teen Charged With Feeding Cat to Gator
Pie in a Jar
The Shallowing of American Taste
'A Modest Proposal' Prof Plans Probe of Earth’s Core
Might This be the Least Imaginative Senior Prank of the Season?
Nine Georgia Players Ineligible for Selling Rings
Fizzer Worm Wallops World
Search for Klingon Interpreter Called Off
Microsoft Makes Mice Smaller
South Dakota Asked To Water North Dakota's Crops Over The Weekend
Grocery Shopper/Crook Picks Wrong Line
Cyrano at Your Lovelorn Service
Wanna be a Joe Somebody ?!
Restaurant Patron Seeking Corroboration That Soda Is Not Diet
Mutating SARS Keeps Docs Sweating