Archives: October 2003
Fri Oct 31, 2003
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Happy Halloween | ![]() |
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Ghosts, goblins, tricks, treats and pranks galore. Yeah I know, corny as hell, but I gotta fill twenty words so's not to screw up my blog preview, so chill. It's not easy when the photo is pretty self-explanatory... Read More... [0] comments (24 views) | permalink |
Thu Oct 30, 2003
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Gadget May Wreak Traffic Havoc | ![]() |
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Tired of sitting at endless red lights? Frustrated by lights that turn from green to red too quickly, trapping you in traffic? Read More... [0] comments (29 views) | permalink |
Wed Oct 29, 2003
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New $20 Bill Has Hidden Satanic Messages | ![]() |
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The new $20 bill, redesigned by the Bureau of Engraving and Printing to thwart counterfeiters and put into circulation earlier this month, contains secret messages praising Satan and his followers, sharp-eyed observers have found. Read More... [0] comments (27 views) | permalink |
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PETA on Prowl Against Big Cat Mascots | ![]() |
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Leave it to the nutjobs at PETA to use the Roy Horn tiger attack as a platform for pressuring colleges to get rid of their live big cat mascots. Read More... [0] comments (25 views) | permalink |
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NAACP Being Ignorant About Play | ![]() |
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Recently a school in Columbus tried to put on the play, To Kill A Mockingbird. The drama teacher at the high school was concerned about the racial epithets used in the play. The play/book is set in the south during the dperession. In it Atticus Finch, a white lawyer, defends a black man who has been accused of raping a white woman. The story portrays much of the backlash from the racist community, which is where the racial epithets come in. Read More... [0] comments (16 views) | permalink |
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Punkin Chunkin Champ to Defend Title | ![]() |
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Most people prefer them baked in pies or decoratively carved. But for Bruce Bradford, the preferred method of serving up pumpkin is to have it shot out of an air cannon. That is, after all, how he became the world champion of Punkin Chunkin a sport where winning is a matter of distance, not taste. Read More... [0] comments (16 views) | permalink |
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It'll Thrill Ya, It'll Kill Ya | ![]() |
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Chaos isn't just a theory in the Passamaquoddy Bay. Read More... [0] comments (15 views) | permalink |
Thu Oct 23, 2003
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Galactic Empire to Take Over Power in Iraq | ![]() |
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At a press conference yesterday, White House spokesman Scott McClellan announced that all political and military authority in Iraq would be handed over to the Galactic Empire, starting October 1, 2003. Read More... [0] comments (26 views) | permalink |
Thu Oct 16, 2003
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Banned for Life !!! (OK, so it was six months) | ![]() |
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No PC for the P.U. Read More... [3] comments (60 views) | permalink |
Wed Oct 15, 2003
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Monkeys take third step in Conquest of Earth | ![]() |
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Monkeys have developed cybernetic limbs, the third phase in their four phase plan for global dominance.
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Ask The Spammer | ![]() |
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Dear Spammer, Read More... [0] comments (22 views) | permalink |
Tue Oct 14, 2003
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Apple to launch iTunes for Windows | ![]() |
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Apple Computer is expected next week to expand its online music service to Windows-based computers. Read More... [0] comments (31 views) | permalink |
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Southern Rock's Flag Flies Again | ![]() |
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For Patterson Hood, the arrival of trucker chic in pop culture is anything but serendipitous. It's scary. From pop star Avril Lavigne sporting a leather chain wallet to Ashton Kutcher donning a John Deere cap, Hood wants no part of the suddenly ubiquitous salutes to the Stuckey's crowd. Read More... [0] comments (33 views) | permalink |
Tue Oct 07, 2003
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Noodling Catfish | ![]() |
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It's hard to imagine anything dumber than wading out into a muddy river, reaching down deep underwater into a dark hole and wiggling your fingers as bait hoping that a giant catfish will clamp down on your hand so you can pull it out of the hole, without getting pulled in yourself. That's a basic description of catfish Noodling, or the sport of fishing for catfish by hand. Read More... [0] comments (48 views) | permalink |
Mon Oct 06, 2003
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Inbox Insurrection | ![]() |
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Got this in my Inbox (actually Boomer did) and decided to share the wealth. Enjoy !!
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Man Steals ID of Sex Offender | ![]() |
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A good rule of thumb for an identity thief is not to steal the name of someone whose reputation is worse than yours, such as a sex offender. Read More... [0] comments (27 views) | permalink |
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Poor Nations Eager to Surrender to US for Reconstruction Money | ![]() |
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Hollywood Riffs on Recall Scripts | ![]() |
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A film about an action movie hero who becomes governor of California? Well, it may have sounded like a B-movie a few months ago, but with the election set for Tuesday and Arnold Schwarzenegger holding a lead in the polls even as controversy swirls about him in California's gubernatorial recall race, that hokey premise is looking like it could become political reality. Read More... [0] comments (27 views) | permalink |