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This is hilarious. Wal-mart cashiers are not necessarily the nuclear physicists of the world (and neither am I), but Alice Regina Pike of Georgia apparantly believes they are dumber than a box of rocks. The 35-year-old woman tried to pass a $1 million bill at one of Walmart's superstores. The Covington Police Department reports that Pike was attempting to pay for $1671.55 in merchandise with a $1,000,000 bill. The Wal-Mart clerk called over her manager (I'm assuming she picked up on the oddity and wasn't just asking how to provide $998,328.45 in change) and Pike was arrested for forgery. Pike told cops that her husband had given her the $1 million bill, was found to have two more phony seven-figure notes in her purse. The phrase "don't take any wooden nickels" has now officially been updated. "Beware of wacky women with million dollar bills". Read More... permalink |