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Irrational Satire Monkeys take third step in Conquest of Earth BAR-ENDER
Posted by: on Oct 15, 03 | 12:25 am

Monkeys have developed cybernetic limbs, the third phase in their four phase plan for global dominance.

“This bodes well for our plans.” signed the enigmatic Koko, leader of the Simian Liberation Front, as she gently stroked her cat's fur. “We again have seduced the humans into expanding our range of abilities. Now that we have achieved space flight, learned sign language, and acquired cybernetic limbs, we have only one remaining hurdle before our natural ascension as the dominant species on Earth can be fulfilled.

Koko indicated that any scientists wishing to test trigger locks on fully automatic weapons should contact the Simian Liberation Army of Volunteer Experiment Subjects.

Courtesy SlashNot




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