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Irrational Obscurity Having a Gas in Okefenokee Swamp BAR-ENDER
Posted by: on Nov 21, 03 | 1:23 pm

Strange things happen in the 700 miles of mostly wet wilderness that comprise the Okefenokee Swamp.

Locals here cheerfully trade stories of being pursued by odd glowing orbs of green light, alien abductions and encounters with the Pig Man, a Southern version of Bigfoot. These mysterious meetings purportedly occur both deep within the swamp and along the dark and lonely roads that border it.

"Your technology can't be counted on in the swamp," said guide Milford Simpson. "Signals get scrambled, electronics go screwy. Mother Nature kicks technology's butt in here."



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