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Irrational Satire Santa wanted for International Discrimination BAR-ENDER
Posted by: on Nov 03, 03 | 12:40 pm

There were defiant vibes around the UN today as it passed a resolution to bring the Father of Christmas, aka Santa Claws, to an International Court of Justice. The resolution is aimed at Santa’s sinfully unfair delivery of presents to the world. With the USA, Japan and Europe making up 95% of Santa’s deliveries, it is clear that Santa is a real Scrooge when it comes to the rest of the World.

A National Geographic article last Christmas gave a report on Abdul Aggabooboo age 9 from Chad. It reported about Abdul’s dreams of following in the footsteps of Africa’s finest steeple chasing Olympians. He wrote to Santa, at the cost of a week’s wages for a stamp, requesting a pair of cheap branded trainers. When Christmas day came Abdul was cruelly left a pencil without the rest of the paraphernalia one would expect e.g. sharpener, paper or an eraser. Ironically, in a bitter twist, some fat kid in Texas got 5 pairs of Nike trainers specially designed for steeple chasing.



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