Archives: January 2004
Thu Jan 29, 2004
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NFL: Internal Memo Says Super Bowl Rigged | ![]() |
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Sources today revealed an internal NFL memo, which picks the Super Bowl XXXVIII champion before the game is even played. Read More... [0] comments (14 views) | permalink |
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DEAN SHOWS SIGNS OF CRACKING, CALLS HIMSELF âTHE GREAT CORNHOLIOâ | ![]() |
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Some say democratic frontrunner Howard Dean must have cracked under the immense pressure of running a presidential campaign, while others say Dean was nothing short of brilliant in displaying his passionate support for Iowaâs corn farmers. Either way, historians say Dean is the first presidential candidate ever to call himself as the âThe Great Cornholioâ at a campaign event. Read More... [0] comments (14 views) | permalink |
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Damn the man! | ![]() |
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Thu Jan 08, 2004
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Stick-Figure-Man Wins Copyright Lawsuit | ![]() |
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In a stunning victory today, Stick-Figure-Man (S-F-M) won his decades long lawsuit against the world. Experts predict that the reward he'll earn for copyright infringement and libel will be in the high billions if not trillions. Read More... [0] comments (37 views) | permalink |
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Bird-Lover's Cat Dines on Rare Flying Visitor | ![]() |
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A rare feathered visitor to Britain survived a grueling 15-hour journey from Norway, only to be eaten by a birdwatcher's cat on arrival. Read More... [0] comments (34 views) | permalink |
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Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 2! | ![]() |
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Hey kids! If your Mom and Dad didn't buy you a PlayStation 2 for Christmas, you can still get one FOR FREE! Have you ever heard of Jesus Christ? Well, He's heard of you! And He wants you to have all the cool toys your parents are too cheap to buy! In fact, the Lord Jesus is very upset with your parents that they didn't give you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves! And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy! If you've never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 2! Read More... [0] comments (36 views) | permalink |